Man Takes A Shit On Dance Floor At Bar In Maidstone
Sometimes it can be really annoying when you’re out at the club and you really need to take a shit. Not only are the toilets completely and utterly horrific most of the time, but there’s also getting...
View ArticleThese Unlucky Divers Ended Up Covered In 100 Foot Of Whale Poo
A bunch of divers were unlucky enough to be covered in 100 foot of whale poo after they were caught in the crossfire when a sperm whale decided it was high time to empty its bowels. Luckily for us...
View ArticleDrunk Woman Breaks Into UFC Fighter’s House, Locks Herself In The Bathroom...
Over the weekend, UFC fighter Uirjah Faber – the number four ranked bantamweight in the world – had a pretty unusually encounter at his home when a woman knocked on his door, invited herself in, then...
View ArticleMan Shoots Down Toilet Door After The Guy Inside Took Too Long Shitting
Over in Vernon, Connecticut a 22-year-old guy named Shawn Cummins has been arrested after he unloaded his 9mm pistol into a bathroom stall because the person in there was taking too long. What makes it...
View ArticleJuicing Diets Suck Balls And Will Make You Fat And Depressed
Juicing has been around for ages now. We’ve all seen ‘Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead’ and thought, “this year… this year will be the year I shed that 5kg of Christmas backflab by drinking pulverised carrot...
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